Ratchet Nursing Rhymes by Lashuntrice (National Poetry Month)

Everyone knows that I can write super serious poems and stories, but sometimes I like to have fun with my talent too. The following poems I wrote were inspired by Trap music. I called them Ratchet Nursing Rhymes.

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Pass On Him 

(Inspired by O.T. Genesis and 2 Chainz song Thick) 

I can’t even pass on him 

Once he flash all the damn cash at me 

Macy’s 

J C Penny’s 

Nordstrom 

He let me get anything I want

So I went on a Fashionva shopping spree

All about my money 

So I’m spending all his money 

Bad boy with a good attitude

And his pockets thick too

He say he famous, he say he from Hollywood 

Super Freak

(Inspired by Rick James, I just changed some words) 

He's a very kinky man 

The kind you don't introduce to your daddy 

He will never let your spirits down 

Once you get him in the bedroom, ooh boy

He likes the women on the corner 

He says that I'm his favorite of all time 

When I make my move to his room 

It's always the right time 

He's never hard to please 

Oh, No! 

This man is pretty wild now 

Mesmerize 

(Inspired by Ja Rule and Ashanti song) 

I got a fetish for getting fucked by you 

Up against the wall

On the backstreet in the back seat of the Yukon

Or in my bed is where we’re both most comfortable

What's taking so long? I'm getting anxious

But patiently waiting for you to tell a me to move on

You’re not the type to stick around long 

But between you and me, you inspire me

Ideas for new love stories

Or I could just gossip to the girls about how you healed my broken heart 

I ain't tryin to G you, boy I'm tryin to see you

For you, I’ll bend over, let you get it from the back

Bring heat to coldest night, so ferocious

Now you got me street promoting how the dick game is potent

That's What It's Made For 

(Inspired by Usher) 

He thought he'd hit it and quit it in just one night

And I was prepared to let him go 

But it got so good he kept coming back 

I must have been outta my mind

I kept answering the phone saying

"Yes, you can come on over."

Knowing I don't wanna

Knowing he's not the one

But every time I felt him pulling away 

I held on that much tighter 

Guess it's too late to turn back now

Can't apologize cuz that ain't my style

He got me blinded by lust

Got me up in his hear saying

"I got what you came for"

"This here got your name on it"

Matrimony 

(Inspired by Usher & Wale) 

My sincerest apologies, I mean it

I'll admit it, the thought of love makes me pathetic

I'm 30 still never been a bride at a wedding

Guess the idea of never saying “I Do” doesn’t sit with me well

It’s not your fault love escapes me, still I chase it

Cause I'm selfish and I need you to myself

Tryna see you be free, but don’t wanna see you happy without me

And when I fail over and over again all I can do is cry

And you don’t seem to care

Cause when I enter your city, you leave with pride

I'm sorry, and I'm staring at your comments

Fearin' it's gone always be me sharin' you with all them

Wrong, how dare I say ignore them?

But I’m selfish so I’ll always say fuck them

It's easy, you know to fight temptation

Out here, you know my feelings are strong

Never run away from your heart

Giving you my all, even my writing is all about you 

I'm right

And I'm promisin' you better than those hoes

Although friends sayin' let him go

It’s you I want

I can’t give up now. I can promise you forever 

And if forever ends, there’s another forever that we can still be together

Disclaimer: The pictures are not mines.