Saturday, July 3, 2010

Strippers To Stay Clothed?

It's hard out here for a pimp, but it's becoming hard for the people that are being pimped too. By this I mean it's becoming hard for strippers in Mississippi. While strippers are notorious for getting paid to dance seductively while taking all of their clothes off, a law being passed in Mississippi could prevent strippers from doing their job.

According to CNN the law would prevent strippers from taking their clothes off, touching patrons serving drinks, and staying open past midnight. This means that horny men would have to result to going home to their wives or watching porn with their pets. This law could also effect 3,000 people's lives. Not only would the people be effected though. Strip clubs bring Mississippi $4.5 million in sales tax, so if the law goes through the state might lose some money.

This news is actually funny. Who would ever think strippers could be prevented from getting naked and why is their closing time the same as a teen's curfew?

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