Becoming A Porn Star (Every Girl's Dream)-- The Montana Fishburne Story

"I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape. I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."-- Montana Fishburne to the Daily Mail

There once was a man who pursued an acting career. Years later he'd starred in more films than he could count. He'd also been on a very popular television series. All of his success had brought him more money than he could count and comfort in knowing that he could take care of his family with no issues. Well, maybe there would be the issue of his family being thrown into the public eye. However, publicity was not a concern of his. His name was Lawrence Fishburne.

However, now his family is in the media and it might just be embarrassing for him. However, it's not embarrassing his daughter Montana Fishburne, which is the reason why his name is heavily in the media.

Recently Montana Fishburne came out to the media with the news that she would be releasing a sex tape. She told the press her reasons involved being influence by Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. She also told the press that she liked fast money and she'd always wanted to be a porn star. She made it clear that getting into the entertainment industry was the last thing on her mind.

Many people are now outraged. They are asking questions such as "what is she thinking" and "where did Lawrence Fishburne go wrong." They are shocked that any teenager would aspire to be known as Chippy D the porn star (that's Montana's code name). However, I'm not. The porn industry makes more money than any other industry on this earth (except for the funeral home business). The prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch are making thousands of dollars per customer. The business overall is a get-rich-quick scheme and Fishburne did say she's impatient.

Some are also doubting whether her sex tape will sell well, so think about it like this. Kendra Baskett, who had already been seen naked by millions, recently came out with a sex tape and (sarcastic shocking face) her tape sold more copies than any other sex tape in history. I think Montana Fishburne's tape will sell well and she'll be able to make her dad proud by not running to him for any money.

P.S. If I didn't have any other goals in life then I'd definitely be a porn star.