Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Every Star Needs To Be Exposed

Stars are the role models for society. Everyone wants to be like their favorite star.

Just think about the amount of people who purposely dress up like confused barbies because they're influenced by Nicki Minaj. Think about the amount of people who used to call themselves Queen B's when Lil Kim was the female rapper to look up to. Think about the amount of girls who are now accidentally making sex tapes because they saw how much fame it brought to women like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

That's why I know that when I reach star status (I want to do it the right way) I'm going to accidentally do something embarrassing to elevate my status even more. I'm too shy for a sex tape, but I love taking pictures.
So when I reach star status I'm going o accidentally have some pictures of myself in compromising positions leaked to the public. When the world reacts and I'm officially embarrassed I'll know that I've made it.

P.S. In case you thought you were going to see a picture sorry. I'm not that brave yet.

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