Monday, March 21, 2011

Miss Sexual Intellectual: The Toot It and Boot It Fantasy

There's this song by YG called "Toot It and Boot It." The song came out last year and was an instant hit. It is basically about a guy who has sex with a girl and then moves on to the next girl. The song is degrading women, but it's a club banger. You can't help but dance to it and.... if you're a girl who's been hurt by a couple guys you can't help but to want to "Toot It and Boot It" one day. I say one day because that's on my bucket list of things to do.

Imagine this. You meet a Chris Brown look-a-like. Well, he could also look like Trey Songz, 50 Cent, or (for some girls) Wiz Khalifa. He's fine, smart, and a big flirt. Every girl wants his attention, but you grab it. One day you are invited to his place. He has dinner cooked for you and romantic music playing. There's a mix of Trey Songz, R. Kelly, Jodeci, Chris Brown, and Boys 2 Men playing. After you two have eaten he puts on a movie. However, instead of watching the movie you end up making out. You go from the couch to his bedroom real quick. You then give him the best sexual experience he'll ever have. You make sure he won't forget about you. Eventually he falls asleep. Once his eyes close you get dressed and leave.

That's how I would toot it and boot it. He'd wake up looking for me and I would be gone. He'd then proceed to call and text me, but I would not respond. It's just a fantasy for now, but it could happen.

As a girl, would you want to "toot it and boot it?" So many guys do it to us.

1 comment :

  1. That's absurdly immature to get in bed with someone you hardly know and then abandon that person. You have very little self-respect. Just because piggish men who have no respect do it to women doesn't mean you should do it. You doing this would only perpetuate the hurt that it causes as not all men do this.