Internet Affection (Poem)

Sometimes twitter direct messages or even Facebook inboxes can be misconstrued as two people falling madly in love with each other. This even happens when the focus of the conversation is only on sex. So to the confused men that I've never met, I wrote this poem called Internet Affection.

Internet Affection

You have my attention

Keep sending me words of wisdom

Keep talking about commitment

Claim you want me to drop my guard

You want my affection

But I don’t know where to start

You claim you won’t hurt me

Offer passionate sex

And go on dates

You’d follow me to movies

Or even for food

But we haven’t even met yet

Because you came out of nowhere

You hit me up via the Internet

It started via twitter direct messages

A land where fantasies can roam wild

A place where I just want to talk freaky

Whether it’s about sex positions

Or how naughty you want to get

And you think I don’t believe you

So through email you send dick pics

But now you keep saying you love me

And we should meet up one day

But although love can happen

I just don’t want to take chances

Call me old fashioned

But maybe if we meet by coincidence

Happen to be in the same place at the same time

Whether a conference

Or even a concert

Or we could be at a restaurant

As you eat you look over and see me

None of it planned out

We can see where it would go from there

Until then it’s just a game