Thursday, October 2, 2014

The Vagina Is Always Greater Than The Penis

WARNING: You're going to judge me after reading this, but that's okay.

Recently I had a moment where I went through the memories of all the crazy shit every guy has ever done to me.

I thought I had the games down. By a certain age most men start to become super predictable. You can tell who is going to do the most when it comes to dating, trying to be romantic, or just unintentionally be an asshole. Now you know nothing Steve Harvey wrote about really mattered. We women develop a mental handbook so we know the games men are coming with.

See this one particular guy managed to top what all the other men did with his actions. I don't want to go into too much detail but it involved sex, no protection, and then not even hearing from him a couple hours later or even the next day. Judge me later for letting him do that, but stay with me on the issue.

He went ghost on me. It was so confusing. What part of the game is that? Wouldn't a man be worried after going in raw? He was clearly unbothered. I had to figure out what this was all about, so the best thing to always do is call friends.

First I spoke with my best friend in Tallahassee. She's a happily married woman, but has always had her share of experiences before her prince charming came along. Her first reaction was to tell me over and over to not fall for him. Then she said don't have sex with him again. Another friend said the same thing. Neither cared if the sex was good or bad, how cute he was, his age, or whatever else. They said to stay away from him. They're reasonings made a lot of sense too.

While I cherish the advice my friends give, a man's opinion always needs to be put into the mix. It adds balance for me. My go-to person was a twitter friend. I told him what happened and that I was trying to figure out where that was in the male handbook. Then we went into a deep conversation about relationships and booty calls. In the midst of the conversation he gave me some advice to always remember.

It was that the vagina is always greater than the penis. Why? Because the vagina brings life into the world. Basically he was saying I shouldn't stress because at the end of the day men need women. If you need any other advice on why vaginas are so great, look below.
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