Monday, April 16, 2012

NeNe Leakes Needs A Dildo Up Her Ass, Let's Buy Her One

Yesterday I watched The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion. Every cast member stood out in a huge way, but on this post the focus is Linnethia NeNe Leakes. Actually I'm afraid to write this for fear that she'll start attacking me like she did everyone last night.

NeNe attacked every person on the stage, except Andy and Cynthia. Well Cynthia didn't say more than one sentence the whole hour and Andy was the host. Then again Phaedra did not get attacked either, but she did a disclaimer to make sure no knives were thrown her way. Okay, on to the rest.

There were so many ways NeNe showed evilness last night, but it started with sexy toy talk. This conversation was on Kandi's new sex toy business venture. It's approximately 6 months old and making lots of money. I recently saw on twitter that Necole Bitchie will be giving out Bedroom Kandi products during her next event. Anyway, the talk was sex toys and NeNe had the nastiest look on her face.

This is when the conversation was directed toward NeNe. She said so many nasty comments about her hatred toward sexy toys, but then took it a step further.

"I don't want a dildo up my ass today," was the comment that finished the argument off.

But wait... the whole point in the first place was talk to about Kandi's business venture. Why did this become about how NeNe doesn't want dildo's stuck up places we don't want to picture?

During the rest of the show NeNe attacked every one else she felt disgusted with. She argued with Kim over... well I'm not sure. There was an argument with Sheree that got so heated Andy called for a commercial break to shut her up. There was also an argument with Kandi, because NeNe just doesn't like short girls that have more money than her. Then there would have been an argument with Phaedra, but Phaedra threw an a disclaimer which basically said "Don't try me."

Do you all see where I'm going? NeNe is very angry. I heard sex toys can change a frown upside down, Happiness & Joy, so let's get her a dildo.

NeNe doesn't have to stick it up her ass. It can go in her vagina, in between her breasts, tickle her toes, or she can stick it up her ex husband's ass.

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