Sears Optical Department Wants To Satisfy More Than Your Vision

Women if you're looking for pleasure, Sears might be the new place to go. They have a new item in stock over in the eye department and it doesn't help you see better. This item does substitute for the lack of a man in your life. It's a Tantus Silk Medium Dildo.

Yes, that's right. The online department of Sears has dildos in stock. This is in the optical section too right in the medial of a bunch of different contact lenses. They are selling nice pink dildos. I wonder if this is a mistake. It seems purposely done. There is even a description of the item on sale. 

"The Silk medium size dildo is the perfect choice for when you are ready for a little bit more then a Beginning size sex toy. Silk Medium is 1 1/4" x 5 1/2" and is sensually curved with a smooth shaft that will glide in perfectly. The Silk medium is perfectly safe to use as an anal dilator. This is one toy design that will become a fast favorite. Very easy to clean, you can boil it, bleach it in a 10% solution, put it on the top shelf of your dishwasher or use your favorite antibacterial sex toy cleaner."-- Via Sears

Would you shop at Sears for dildos? Actually, do you remember the last time you even went to a Sears store? I wouldn't have noticed this if it wasn't for twitter. Just in case it is removed tomorrow I took a screenshot of the page.