Monday, May 9, 2011

Miss Sexual Intellectual: The Easiest Way To Turn A Guy On

Coming From A Sexual Intellectual Amateur

There was once this guy. As you probably noticed I never name any names. Anyway, whenever I was around this guy he always claimed he was horny.

I'm not sure if he got horny as soon as he saw me. Maybe he became turned on at physical touch or it could have been once we sat close to each other. I'm not sure what it was, but I liked it. It made my job of coming up with new ways to please him easy. Even though I didn't know what I was doing he made me feel as though I didn't have to do anything. However, later on I realized that I did a lot.

I turned him on using the easiest method that any woman should be able to accomplish. I was myself. Some of you may say "Yeah Right, you can't get a man hot and bothered with only your personality." But it's true. Men really love the little things about us. The clothes we wear, the way we style our hair, the make-up we put on, etc... a lot of times we really do this stuff for ourselves, but that man who decides to love you will  love everything you do.

If you don't believe me check out The Manifesto's post on Madame Noire about what a woman has to do to turn him on.

P.S. I don't know about other women, but the thing that irritates me most is when a man tells me I need to do something to turn him on. That actually deserves a punch in the face.

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